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Simple guy from New York. I've recently moved to DC and desperatly trying to find love. I live downtown, my house is pretty big. It's also white and it has walls. I like walls. If you like walls too maybe we could chat. Alrighty than..
Girls keep stalking me..and I just want to find someone that I could be myself with..just be a simple guy..u know..like Donald..so I really like this app..wait a second..my Zipcode?.. and I'm out..
Hi...I'm Jimmy..I love horoscope..I live with my mom..our house is not so big..well not like Donald's big..it still got walls and stuff..anyway..chat?
Hi..I'm Danny..I gave birth to 3 dragons..pm me for more details..
Has all the information but tells none of it..
Grumpy
Secret party animal
Life credo: "When you have a beard you have enough"
Hi..I'm Lizzy..I'm here only because Donald is here..
Don't be fooled by the rocks that I got..I'm still a simple girl..just like Donald
I'm very handsome..not like Donald handsome..but still prettey good lookin..
Oh so you had a hard time working on your group project..but DID YOU DIE?
I'm here to get Danny back..even though Gandalf is her perfect match..I will not lose this fight..also winter is coming..
You don't have to tell me your Zipcode..I'll figure out where you live anyways...
I like dollars, I like diamonds I like stunting, I like shining I like million dollar deals Where's my pen?
Is either plotting or thinking about food
Literally two different people
Their own worst enemy
Growing a beard was a right decision
I grade your homework
Oh I can change your grade
Hii..I'm Bethany..I'm an overweight middle age man..where's my phoneee?
Your house?....Nice try Donald, nice try..
Your lease on that house is almost over Donald...byeeeeee