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Here's Your Horoscope for the Day!

Donald
Astrological sign: Gemini

Simple guy from New York. I've recently moved to DC and desperatly trying to find love. I live downtown, my house is pretty big. It's also white and it has walls. I like walls. If you like walls too maybe we could chat. Alrighty than..


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Ryan
Astrological sign: Scorpio

Girls keep stalking me..and I just want to find someone that I could be myself with..just be a simple guy..u know..like Donald..so I really like this app..wait a second..my Zipcode?.. and I'm out..


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Jimmy
Astrological sign: Capricorn

Hi...I'm Jimmy..I love horoscope..I live with my mom..our house is not so big..well not like Donald's big..it still got walls and stuff..anyway..chat?


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Kanye
Astrological sign: Taurus

Sup..u want a piece of Kanye?..


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Daenerys
Astrological sign: Aries

Hi..I'm Danny..I gave birth to 3 dragons..pm me for more details..


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Gandalf the Gary
Astrological sign: Sagittarius

Has all the information but tells none of it..

Grumpy

Secret party animal

Life credo: "When you have a beard you have enough"


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Lizzy
Astrological sign: Cancer

Hi..I'm Lizzy..I'm here only because Donald is here..


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Elton
Astrological sign: Pisces

Well not as fabulous as Donald though..


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Justin
Astrological sign: Leo

I'm pretty straight forward guy..baby


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Jenny from the block
Astrological sign: Virgo

Don't be fooled by the rocks that I got..I'm still a simple girl..just like Donald


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Handsome
Astrological sign: Aquarius

I'm very handsome..not like Donald handsome..but still prettey good lookin..


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Jack Dowson
Astrological sign: Libra

I will drown for you...


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Harry
Astrological sign: Cancer

I'm looking for magic love...


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Leslie Chow
Astrological sign: Scorpio

Oh so you had a hard time working on your group project..but DID YOU DIE?


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John Snow
Astrological sign: Capricorn

I'm here to get Danny back..even though Gandalf is her perfect match..I will not lose this fight..also winter is coming..


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Sherlock Holmes
Astrological sign: Taurus

You don't have to tell me your Zipcode..I'll figure out where you live anyways...


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Hermione
Astrological sign: Aquarius

I'm just here to stalk Harry..or Gary..


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Fridge
Astrological sign: Saggitarius

Strength is my weakness..


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Cardi yo
Astrological sign: Aries

I like dollars, I like diamonds I like stunting, I like shining I like million dollar deals Where's my pen?


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Anya Smeagol
Astrological sign: Gemini

Is either plotting or thinking about food

Literally two different people

Their own worst enemy


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Dan
Astrological sign: Aries

Growing a beard was a right decision

I grade your homework

Oh I can change your grade


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Spencer
Astrological sign: Pisces

I love Katie


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Bethany
Astrological sign: Virgo

Hii..I'm Bethany..I'm an overweight middle age man..where's my phoneee?


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Mr President
Astrological sign: Leo

Your house?....Nice try Donald, nice try..


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Hillary
Astrological sign: Libra

Your lease on that house is almost over Donald...byeeeeee


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